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In the movie Closer [2004/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376541/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1  or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closer_(film)]
there are four main characters in the play and film. In the film they are depicted respectively by :
Clive Owen's [Not Clive Warren, Mr. Pilkington] perverted dermatologist: Larry Gray
Julia Robert's perverted photographer: Anna Cameron
Jude Law's perverted writer: Dan Woolf
Natalie Portman's perverted muse/subject/stripper/world traveler: Jane Jones/Alice Ayres
[Despite the fact that I called all the characters perverts, I really like the film. Of course, as a pervert, I am fine in the company of perverts. And like watching movies about perverts. If you have seen the blog posts, you probably could have guessed that.]

But in the whole film, there is one intriguing question, to me anyway. It is:
 

Would you rather be Alice Ayres? Or Jane Jones?

I think most ladies want to be Alice. Only because most ladies believe that Alice is the brave one. The one with adventures. The best one to be.

But the truth is, Plain ol' Jane is the one that actually experienced it all. Every bit of it. Jane is the one with the stories. The one who created Alice or at least stole her. The one that everyone can talk to.

Jane Jones is, to ME, the most interesting character.

American Wedding dilemma: Who would you want to be?

          Finchy or The Stiffmeister? I was watching American Wedding [or as it sometimes called, American Pie 3] on HBO the other day. At the end of the movie [spoiler alert] two of the single guys have casual sex. It made me think: Which single guy who hooks up at the wedding would you rather be?

X.  Paul Finch who hooks up with Janine [Stilfer’s Mom]

                                    or

Y. Steve Stifler who hooks up with Cadence Flaherty [Michelle Flaherty’s sister]

           

            Personally I would be Finch. But if anyone ever called me Shit Break, there would be Hell to pay.

            Honestly, I am into lots of different types of women. I would choose a Cougar over a young girl/ woman anytime. Cougars are just more self-assured. More sensual. Overall more erotic and exotic. I enjoy MY time with them more. They appreciate me a lot more. That makes me feel even better. Hopefully they enjoy themselves as well. Actually, I want any and every woman I am with to enjoy themselves.

Honestly this might make me sound like some sort of stud. I am not. But I have some experience. And MY personal experience would lead me to this conclusion.

            What about you?